Sally was never the best Sunday school student. She was always falling asleep in class and getting into trouble. “Sally” the Sunday school teacher asked, one dozing day “Who created the universe?” When she didn’t stir, little Johnny, who sat behind her, poked her in the rear with his pencil “God Almighty!” shouted Sally, and the teacher said “very good.” A while later the teacher asked “Sally, who is our savior?” but again Sally didn’t stir from her slumber. Little Johnny poked her again with his pencil “JESUS Christ!” exclaimed Sally. “Very well done” said the teacher. Then after she fell asleep again the teacher asked a third question: “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty third child?” and again, little Johnny jabbed her with the pencil. This time Sally jumped up and shouted “I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A**” the teacher fainted.
(Borrowed from my Facebook feed)
