There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old grandson out for a drive in the car for some quality time – pancakes, ice cream, candy — just him and his grandson
One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn’t feel like being up at all. He knew his grandson always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their grandson for the drive and breakfast. When they returned, the little boy anxiously ran upstairs to see his grandfather who was still in bed.
“Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked. “Not really, Pa Pa, it was really boring.
We didn’t see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse’s ass, liberal pinko-democrat Obama lover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel-humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!”
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
