Cop Humor #15 – The Police Department Structure

The Police Department Structure Chief of Police Leaps tall buildings in a single bound …Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God Assistant Chief Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a […]

Cop Humor #13 Reasonable Doubt

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the lawyer said as he […]

Cop Humor #12 Dear Mr. Citizen

Well, Mr. Citizen, it seems you’ve figured me out. I fit neatly into the category where you’ve placed me. I’m stereotyped, standardized, characterized, classified, grouped, and always typical. Unfortunately, the reverse is true. I can never figure you out. From birth, you teach your children that I’m the boogeyman, then you’re shocked when they identify/associate […]