Are You Suffering From ‘TARD’?

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) is a pattern of pathologically dis-associative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of TARD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness. People with TARD are characterized […]

Eight Words With Two Meanings

​ 1. Thingy; (thing-ee) n. Female… Any part under a car’s hood. Male… The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2. Vulnerable; (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female… Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Male… Playing football without a cup. 3. Communication; (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. Male… […]

Sally And Little Johnny Go To Sunday School

Sally was never the best Sunday school student. She was always falling asleep in class and getting into trouble. “Sally” the Sunday school teacher asked, one dozing day “Who created the universe?” When she didn’t stir, little Johnny, who sat behind her, poked her in the rear with his pencil “God Almighty!” shouted Sally, and […]