Are You Suffering From ‘TARD’?

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) is a pattern of pathologically dis-associative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of TARD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness. People with TARD are characterized […]

Eight Words With Two Meanings

​ 1. Thingy; (thing-ee) n. Female… Any part under a car’s hood. Male… The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2. Vulnerable; (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female… Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Male… Playing football without a cup. 3. Communication; (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. Male… […]